I am naked at the moment sat on my leather sofa, a nice glass of white wine, two oscillating fans wafting
and watching those cyclists in their lycra riding the Tour de France.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 19:36, 7 replies)

go on imagine it, you know you want to.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:07, closed)

Imagine it? I'm there

(Porcupine, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:11, closed)

TWO fans?
Your scrotum must be like Clarkson's Atom face
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:18, closed)

Pwoaaar!

(Porcupine, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:19, closed)

My scrotum does not need a fan to look like Clarkson. Although, most male scrotums look exactly like Herr Germy Clarkson.
And yes, two fans, because they oscillate and they are timed to give me a good blast every 3 seconds instead of the 6 you get by only having one fan.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:31, closed)

Long story short
You jizzed in your own mouth.
( Muns, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 22:47, closed)

I think
You are just keeping your wine from warming up.
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 5:23, closed)