Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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Last time I was in That LondonWas for my 21st party. DarkSideOfTheSpoon, Todd the Groincrusher and I were going from Hayes and Harlington up to Highbury and Islington, via tube and train.
By the time we got to Paddington, we were utterly lost. No worries, says the lovely, helpful, London Transport uniform clad bloke. 'Take the circle line to Kings Cross, then the Victoria line to Highbury'. BRILLIANT!
So off we fuck onto the circle line. By the time we got to Euston, we were told the Victoria line was out for the weekend. Fucksocks.
So we end up having to get the Northern line to the Angel and the fucking bus up to Highbury and Islington.
The bloke must have bloody known!
Also, we met a leprechaun lookalike with what we assumed to be some sort of elephant legs, in plaster. Very gammy looking. Anyway, he was fucking plastered, shouting loudly about the war and other stuff.
I was over 2 hours late, and very pissed off :/
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 18:11,
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