PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Apollo Space Programme my arse.My local pub went to the fucking moon.
It was in the 80's, not long after Thatcher had come to power, one night it just drifted off from it's moorings and went all the way to the moon.
We got out, had a sort of shit, slow motion snowball fight with that moon-dust shit and then started figuring out how to get back. In the end we just got all the lighter fluid out of everyone's lighters (Cause you could give yourself cancer in a pub back then) and used it as a sort of makeshift rocket fuel.
We lifted off from the moon at about ten past eleven but no way was Terry going to call last fucking orders. There would have been a riot.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:54,
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I almost believed this.But you spelt "Apollo" wrong. Nice try. C-
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Cawl, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:47,
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Weren't you excited?If I was on the moon I would be like "shit! I'm on the fucking moon!". But I suppose u had been drinking..?
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:16,
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Space programme your arse?I say.
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