PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Last...orders PLEASE!
Come on you lot...Ain't you got homes to go to?
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:26,
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I didn't......die in two World Wars for whippersnappers like you to tell me when to leave this pub.
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*sleeps in the toilet**and snores quietly*
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:50,
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Easy mate....you haven't kicked out that rowdy group of girls over there and we're just minding our buisness, finishing up. We'll only be ten minutes. My watch says not yet 10 past and it's synchronised to the speaking clock - think yours is a bit fast. I know the landlord anyway - go and ask him. I've spent £20 in here tonight.
*gets thrown headfirst outside*
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:00,
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