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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Books
"Riding bareback without a saddle" by Major Bumsore

"Falling off a Cliff" By Eileen Dover

"Golfing Techniques" by Ho Lin Wun

"Getting rid of urinary infections" by I.P. Freely


*groans at own post*

EDIT: remembered another:

"Strange Genitals" by Hoo Younikabolockoff"
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:14, 11 replies)
Rusty Bedsprings By I.P.Nightley
Ruptured Russian by Enoch Tobolakof
*edit* just remembered another:-
Coloured Waters by I.P.Green.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:17, closed)
*chuckles*
I like the second one
It reminded me of another. Am going to edit my post to include it :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:18, closed)
How I Got to Cairo
by Rhoda Cammell
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:28, closed)
Good one
I like these bookish puns
x
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:56, closed)
Where's my hat?
By Sonia Head

How to be a gay lover
by Ben Dover & Phil McCavity

Breast feeding
By Nora Tittov

Five Miles To The Nearest Toilet
By Willie Maykit and Betty Wont

How To Boast Successfully
By Mike Oxlong

Cats in your bathroom?
By Claude Balls
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:17, closed)
*wanks*
I'm doing some office LOLs here.. especially for the Claude Balls one.

A *click* for you my fine friend!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:44, closed)
I knew a guy called Ho Lun Wan
True story.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:50, closed)
Excellent!
was he suitably taken the piss of?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:56, closed)
I've got one
"How to make money" by Robin Banks
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:15, closed)
Playing With Dynamite
by Stan Wellback
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:43, closed)
more...
Haunted House
by Hugo First

Spare Underwear
by Justin Case

The Most Embarassing Moment
by Lucy Lastic
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:23, closed)

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