Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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"Vagabond, you and he are good friends, I know, buthe will be able to doss about for two years, getting drunk and smoking cigarettes, and come out with three Bs. You can doss about with him, getting drunk and smoking cigarettes, and get three Es.
It's your choice."
I got one D - stitch that!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:24,
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Funny, that's what they said to my best matebefore he dropped out and did some sort of fashion course instead
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:36,
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Are you trying to imply something, Mme Vee?*raises eyebrow*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:49,
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Just that dossing about, getting drunk and smoking cigarettes never - coughcoughcoughwheeze
hackhackhack-arghthat'sgotit
never did me any harm
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:56,
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Good lad, stout fellow.I thought you were trying to say that I know what's in my flowerbeds.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:02,
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I dug mine up and planted vegetablesI much prefer a sturdy carrot to a rose
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:06,
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So I hear.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:13,
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You'd probably be OK with three for personal use.(
@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:16,
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