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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Grandad Badger is something of a barfly and racanteur.
He also fancies himself as a bit of a folk singer. One lunchtime, he finished his pint in the Crown and wandered down to the Black Lion, the next pub along in the village. Greetings were exchanged and a pint was bought. He supped reflectively and enquired of the patrons 'Now I've wet me whistle who wants to hear me sing?'

He wasn't best pleased with the reply of 'Roy, we'd love to hear you sing in the Crown'.
(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

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