Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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School sports-arse.There's always at least one, usually several. The sports-arse. Being good at sport means that you can swan around plaguing the lives of the less mentally deficient just because, well, you're good at sports.
After a PE lesson consisting of many failed attempts to play basketball on my part, we are made to sit on a bench while various bits of equipment are packed away. One of the sports-arses starts leaping around, batting the hoop, presumably trying to imitate a slam dunk sans ball.
"I bet you can't do this," as he leaps and touches the hoop.
"Nope, you're right I can't."
"Yeah but watch THIS," and lo and behold he does it again.
"Truly wonderful..."
"Come on, it's EASY! Aren't you even going to try?"
"No Philip, unlike you, I'm really not into touching other people's rings..."
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:12,
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