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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

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My mate and I trying to get into a Student Club in Glasgow one thursday night
Bouncer: are you two students?
us: yes (a totally obvious lie)
Bouncer: oh aye, have you got anything to prove that you are students?
my mate: I've got chlamydia, does that count?
Bouncer: in ye come boys (pissing himself laughing)
(dontmesswithmytoottoot, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:38, 4 replies)
Clicked!

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:36, closed)
I've heard that honesty often is the best policy.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:26, closed)
*clap*
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:49, closed)
Clap? Hahahaha

(yourmumonastickwithmintsauce, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:25, closed)

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