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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Apropos of nothing in particular
"Your mum" wins all arguments, and should be used in the House Of Commons more.

"Might I suggest ... "

*jeering*

"MIGHT I SUGGEST THAT ... in light of the current figures, that the Right Honourable Member may like to consider that, were it not for the statistics which he quotes in his own report ... he wouldn't be in this situation in the first place?!"

*cheers, applause, bravo*

...

"Ya mum."
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:29, 5 replies)
RIP
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*Tear rolls down MT's face*
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:40, closed)
RIS?

(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:41, closed)
your dad

(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:44, closed)

Something about "your mum" and a "right honourable member"
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:25, closed)

right honourable upstanding
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:52, closed)

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