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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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I would probably have been sick if i were the banker in that situation
Don't get me wrong I like biscuits and especially chocolate Hobnobs but I don't think I could eat that many in one sitting.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:50, 1 reply)
Religious Wars!
He said Hobnobs, not Chocolate Hobnobs!

Not everything in the world is improved by the addition of chocolate*
Hobnobs are a case in point. Give me a "classic" one, any day.


* Moon Monkey's Third Law
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:56, closed)
I agree that not everything is improved with chocolate
you are incorrect regarding Hobnobs though.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:00, closed)
BURN THE HERETIC!

(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:02, closed)
chocolate rich tea biscuits are the weirdest thing,
they don't even make sense.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:09, closed)
try the plain chocolate ones
same with digestives. it'll all make sense then.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:31, closed)
I like chocolate digestives, milk and plain,
(although I prefer milk, prepare the bonfire).
Chocolate rich tea biscuits, though - the rich tea is such an austere biscuit, it's like Mother Theresa in a cocktail dress.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:46, closed)
Haha I like that
I do like like your preference for plain chocolate over milk chocolate biscuits however.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:58, closed)

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