Random Acts of KindnessCrackhouseceilidhband asks: Has anyone ever been nice to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever helped an old lady across the road, even if she didn't want to? Make me believe that the world is a better place than the media and experience suggest
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:03)
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I once gave a shivering homeless girl £10And I only asked for a handjob in return. I could easily have gotten head or even pushed for full sex for that kind of money.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:16, 4 replies)
This reminds me of a joke I heard recently .A lone jogger was running up a head land track parallel to a steep cliff face. He happened upon a small child hugging herself while crying softly. He asked her what the trouble was and she says "My parents just threw themselves off this cliff face"...
"Well its just not your lucky day is it love" says the jogger as he unzips his pants.
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Wow.I haven't seen that joke since the mid-90s.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:30,
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never mind thatA zip on your pants would be very uncomfortable.
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Agreed(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:48, closed)
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