Again not me (and sorry for the long one)
But my Friend was caught cheating on his (long time) girlfriend and she wasn't to happy about it. (the fact that she had a little one that he had all but become father to didn't help and the fact that it was Christmas eve when she found out).

Anyway they had this massive bust up and he went to his parents for the Christmas period only deciding a few days later that he should go and get his stuff.

He turns up there a few days later in his Audi TT company car and asks if he can get some clothes so she says to him fine and he goes in to the house only to find that she had shredded every thing that belonged to him. Including work documents car documents all his clothes, his TV, video player etc and so on. It was carnage.

Now my mate is quite a nice guy and I think that in some way he realised that he deserved it in one way or another and also hey gets paid reasonably well so again he thought he could get new clothes and stuff so he decided to go with out a fight.

So rather then going to confront his now ex girlfriend he just decides to go home but as he approaches his car he sees that the door is slightly ajar.

When he got there it turned out that while he had been in to the house his ex, who still had a set of keys decided that she would spray shaving cream - whipped cream - beer - milk and various other stuff that she could find all over the inside of the car (leather seats and all). His car still stinks to this day and he has to give it back soon because it is nigh on impossible to get the seats out of those things unless your willing to really pay for it.

Anyway things wee bad for my friend but his ex didn't stop there, she then found the phone number of the girl that he had cheated on her with and made up 300 full colour 'flyers' which were distributed around Shepherds Bush (this was before they did it on East enders as well)

Fair play to my mate though he still takes the kid out every couple of weeks so his ex cant of hurt him as much as she was hoping)
( weekendsession, Fri 14 May 2004, 14:17, Reply)