Stilettos are very bad on the ankles, especially on long walks.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:58, 1 reply)

True, but they look so nice and set off my calves a treat.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:00, closed)

pics or it didn't happen

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:06, closed)

hairy bloke in stilettos
On a mate's stag night we grabbed him, dressed him in a basque and stilettos, applied make-up (badly) and threw him into the crowded post-club street. Two policemen were strolling past as this was going on, and one looked at the hairy bloke in stilettos & lace and said to the other, "I would".
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:33, closed)

Heh.
Click.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:38, closed)