Leven and Methil, Fife
That's Leven as in 'I wish I was Leven' and Methil as in 'ated spirits'.

Myself and my marketing director spent half an hour driving round these two adjacent towns trying to find the location for our business appointment. We stopped and asked three people for directions - one 'fuck off', one incoherent grunt, one man with half his face missing (who couldn't speak as a result).

'Go and ask in that pub,' marketing genius suggests.

'It's called the Steppenwolf', I reply, 'and I'm wearing a suit. Not a chance.'

I think we eventually found our destination just by driving around all the ghastly industrial estates.
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 13:56, 4 replies)

I feel your pain
I have lived in both Leven and Methil.
(panda_sam, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:04, closed)

and yet ...
a little way further along the Fife coast are some of Scotland's cutesiest fishing villages ... there is even a Michelin-star restaurant less than ten miles from Leven these days ...
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 21:49, closed)

Ah, the Steppenwolf
or, as it's now known, "Agenda". Much more professional...
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:58, closed)

Agenda
I had a fantastic meal in there recently - Tapas, would you believe? Leven's going all cosmopolitain!
(powersquirrel, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:06, closed)