St Helens
If you've ever been there you'll agree the place needs to be nuked for the greater good.
I'm actually ashamed to say i'm from there... if people ask where i'm originally from i say "a town between liverpool and manchester.. you've probably never heard of it"

Let me start with the inbreds of the population, these guys:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lug43AMyG9Y
a grade A bunch of cunts if ever i saw any... i mean stealing a hat of an old man ooh yeah you must be hard!
They are just a bunch of unemployed 20 somethings who get off on intimidating innocent passersby and call themselves a "crew" to seem important. There are several "crews" around here, the parr boys are just the first youtube example i came across.
These "crews" like to think they're all the next eminem.

Now let's examine the female inbreds.
Morbidly obese who like to show off their stomachs, bright orange and like to think they look good in mini skirts or tight pants... if your stomach hangs over your leggings/jeans/skirt please dont wear a crop top you'll put me off food. The majority have katie price as a style icon. I was followed by three of these heffers one night who decided to throw straws at me...this was so feeble that i didnt even respond to them.

One day on the bus home there was one girl about 16 with two 12 year olds who repeatedly told me that i should die because im a "goth" and it was their mission to annoy me... 25 minutes into the bus ride (my head phones died so i had to listen to them) i told them to shut up when the harpy interfered saying she was going to "deck me cause they can say what they want" and that i was ugly because i had black hair and was pale. so i politley informed her that she was in no position to call anyone ugly... another passenger backed me up and the scum stayed silent for the rest of the journey.

There are a lot more stories of things i've witnessed. The most recent being some lads tormenting a mentally disabled man on a bus... what kind of wanker gets off on tormenting someone who cant even defend themself?
Why of course a wanker of the St Helens variety!

I do appreciate that there are some decent people who live there and i sympathise with them a lot. My encounter with the idiots have been far too many to ever inflict that place on my future offspring.
(stitched, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:45, 6 replies)

Poor poor man
I went to college in St. Helens, for exactly 5 hours....

I left using the immortal words "i'm not staying in this shit hole"
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:52, closed)

woohoo
A sthelenser here too.

It's shite.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:16, closed)

Unlucky.

(Hitler's other ball. R soul., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:02, closed)

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"They are just a bunch of unemployed 20 somethings who get off on intimidating innocent passersby and call themselves a "crew", I would personally like to take every crew, gang posse etc from England and dump them in South central LA, lets see how long you last you tossers.
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:05, closed)

click
because I'm here too and I want to die.
(Hitler's other ball. R soul., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:01, closed)

I agree, it is a shit hole.
But then, I am originally from Wigan. ;)
( Evil Bastardo, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:52, closed)