Stinky farts, you say?

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:33, 1 reply)

Is there any other kind?

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:43, closed)

Of course
There is the muscular loud farts that don't smell of anything.

There are the long squeaky ones that smell slightly sweet.

There are the ones that smell like dog food.

And there are your horrendous Zyklon B style ones. Usually brewed after lentil soup, sprouts and cabbage. Sometimes you can create the Perfect Storm by eating an unfortunate mix of all three.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:47, closed)

For me its spinach. Farts that hang like a fog for hours after the event. Ultimate combo being Sag Aloo, chicken curry and beer. My wife says they smell like eggs and dogshit. Cabbage may not be a good substitute.
(Beaverman Opulence, I has it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:20, closed)

Any roasted veg or roasted turkey
Sets my exhaust dump valve to 'stun passing wildlife', onions being a particularly offender.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:17, closed)