lots and lots
First one-

Got a triangle (i think) scar on the top of my mouth which I did in year 4 in primary school. I was doing that thing then i had the bottom of a pen on the table and the top of it baring the weitht of my head via my top teeth. It was a felt tip pen. Pen slipped and sliced a load of the roof of my mouth, hanging there for a couple of weeks.

When I was finally tall enough to go on this special watr slide thing in the local swiming pool i was dead chuffed. it had been closed many times cause peopel had accidents and stuff, but I didnt really care as it had been made safe and re opened. It was a large concrete slide thing that went to a whirl pool, you had to grab the ropes to get out onto another concreye slide that curved into the water. Well I got to that curved, spun round and smaked my head and knee really hard on the side. When I got out my knee was covered in wet blood and a gorgeous lifeguard charried me to the first aid room where I got butterfly stitches. I was in the guides that time, neevre swam there again. Have a nice 1 cm scar that keeps dissaparaering on my knee.

Ill get some photos of some in a bit.
( Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 6 Feb 2005, 18:59, Reply)