No wonder no one visits my parents neighbours
because their crimes against bein decent people are stacked high. Now where do i start.....

1-They insist that the flower bed out of the front of the communal carpark belongs to them n they keep bangin on about deeds....
2-They have a car parkin area to the left of the house which they have put some naff white fence around and then insist on parkin their car, in front of the garage, as far out into the communal car park as the so called effin deeds allow (which makes it difficult for others to pull in n out of the carpark)
3-They sneer out at all that walks past and threaten to call the police on little kids that pick their bloody flowers.
4-They scowl permanently
5-They are just generally nosey old fockers.

Which is why I just love aggravating them. When im house sittin i open up the balcony doors, sit out there with the hardest music playin, damn loud n with the woofer shakin the floor. Take every opportunity to scowl at them and encourage my mates to park their cars in places that will annoy them.

On one occaision, i heard so row out the front and it was a car load of people bout my age (26) who were clearly in various states of pissed n stonedness...theyd run out of petrol n had pushed in the car park. The old bids next door were blastin em...i told the effers to piss off the that they can leave the car out front of my place...which they then proceeded to do on what the neighbours called an untidy fashion. He he he....I told the group of my agers not to listed to those old bats n that it was fine. The best bit was when the old codgers were sniffin around the car n noticed it had no tax. I just sat on the balco with my booze n basslines pissin myself laughin. The best thing is, no one visits em so who the f*ck they gunna tell.

yes its long, yes its probably not that funny, but im ill and i dont care.
(Oops....did I say that out loud cos I really bloody want to., Thu 25 Aug 2005, 15:31, Reply)