School ProjectsMostlySunny wibbles, "When I was 11 I got an A for my study of shark nets - mostly because I handed it in cut out in the shape of a shark."
Do people do projects that don't involve google-cut-paste any more? What fine tat have you glued together for teacher?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:36)
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Santa's DickIt was playschool. It was Christmas. I was four. Our lovely, pretty, fragrant teacher asked us all to make decorations for a christmas tree and I decided that I'd make a cardboard and cotton wool father christmas. This was probably the day after Sarah had shown me "hers" for a bite on my mars bar - At least, I know that I was recently very aware that boys and girls are different. And father christmas is a boy, right? So I built him as such - a big cardboard cock hung proudly between his legs.
Fragrant teacher came smilingly over to my table, took a look and, still smiling, CUT IT OFF!
I'm nearly fourty now, but my mum still puts the same decoration at the top of the christmas tree, and if a pretty girl smiles at me with scissors in her hand.....arrrgh!3
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:23, 1 reply)
About time......you learnt to spell 'forty' then.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:09, closed)
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