School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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travel sicknessOn a school trip in the Yorkshire Dales, 12 of us were in a minibus.
One pasty-faced lad (whom I shall refer to as Phil) was feeling ill, so they stopped the minibus. He jumped out of the back and proceeded to retch.
One of the people in charge, a hippy-type geography bloke with full facial hair, jumps out to see if Phil is OK.
At this point, class joker Steve says to the equally weedy and pasty-faced Andy :
"Hurry up Andy - that bloke with the beard is getting all the big bits."
Andy leaps from back of minibus and more retching ensues.
I very nearly wet myself.
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finnbar has officially retired, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 2:31,
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