Inflated Self-ImportanceAmorous Badger asks: Tell us tales of people who have a high opinion of themselves. Jumped-up officials, the mad old bloke who runs the Neighbourhood Watch like it's a military operation, Colonel Blimps, pompous bastards and people stuck up their own arse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:22)
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MumMom: you can't use the kitchen, I'm making dinner soon.
Me: What? There's six burners on the stove! Can't I use -one?-
Mom: I need the kitchen from five to seven.
Me: Am I supposed to eat dinner at four?
Mom: This isn't a college dorm, you can't just show up whenever you want to make food.
Me: Okay fine, I'll leave.
Mom: No stay.
Me. Okay.
Mom: Please go.
Me: What?
Mom: I don't know why everything needs to be an argument.
Me: I'm gonna go.
Mom: Come again soon!
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 4:27, 6 replies)
Needs more wanking and cups of tea.(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 7:20, closed)
Oh man, I remember being 14.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 8:30,
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this is from when I was a sperm(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 8:47, closed)
the stove is a metaphor for the uterus(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 8:48, closed)
You mom sounds like a right bitch(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:29, closed)
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