Sproing!
We'd just had a fire alarm at work, and after the mandatory stamping of feet, cigarettes, and moaning we all head in.

Of course emptying a 5 floor office (with attendant gym) of people makes it that much harder to refill, and there's a crush of people going up the stairs beside the building.

But ah hah, what's this? Beside the stairs, and next to a line of bushes is a little concrete path. So I do what anyone in my mind would do and dash up it, pausing only to flick some Vs at the PR team.

And walk right into a building support.

Wiley Coyote would've been proud.
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:03, Reply)