ok i admit, i can have double standards towards men...
always staring into the mirror and being obsessed with their appearance is not a character trait i admire.
nor is the idea of having so many clothes and shoes than whats needed.

for most people being materialistic and vain are not desirable character traits.
also it's unfair to be accused of being impatient when being dragged around girly shops for 4 hours in my own time to watch some one buy nothing!

i don't understand those who have absolutely no appreciation for athletic achievement.
if a male friend ever suggested watching notting hill over taxi driver it is unlikely that we would be friends for long.
particularly if they complain and complain until you give in and watch some shite like sex in the city, then they never ever ever take the chance to watch something worth watching!

i get bored quickly if a mate is so insecure about his appearance that he needs to be reassured he looks good every day.
if you're good looking and know you have pulling power, then really that should satisfy you enough.


those who believe that animation and video games are made for children irritate me.
looking down on such things believing they are more highbrow while reading 'heat' or 'love it' magazine can often bring my piss to a boil!
"south park is just junk food television! can't you watch something good for once!?!" is often a phrase a hear while ironically hearing the theme tune to fucking x-factor start from her TV.

making an equal amount of mess in your home and later accusing you of being dirty.

staring in adoration at sleeping babies just baffles me... it's just a person asleep!!! WTF!?!




yep, if a male friend had all of the above character traits i probably wouldn't have much time for him.
yet if i met a girl like mel below who behaved in the same way...

i can think of two reasons why we would get on just fine ;)




(sweatytramp, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:29, 6 replies)

Not a fan of big pendulous tits
small and perky FTW!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:36, closed)

Seconded!
Big and pendulous is scary, more than anything. It's like being attacked by flying blancmanges.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:42, closed)

Thirded.

(Archeleus hates cabbage, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:18, closed)

Un-seconded

( finnbar has officially retired, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:53, closed)

They are ALL good
I've encountered all shapes and sizes from melons to fried eggs and I can honestly say they are all brilliant.
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:02, closed)

hurrah!
quite right sir! couldn't agree more, boobies are very awsome!
(sweatytramp, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:50, closed)