Speaking of booze
Why is it ok for a woman to tip drink over a bloke, but if the bloke tips a drink over the woman, he gets slung out of the pub?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:23, 6 replies)

Because there's never a good reason to waste alcohol
Every civil man on this planet knows that.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:29, closed)

when the woman does it
she usually walks out straight after anyway, therefore the bloke doesn't have to
( finnbar has officially retired, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:55, closed)

Just had a full pint knocked out of my hand all over me by some pissed-up bint.
Did she offer to buy me a replacement? Did she fuck.
( rjmrjm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:12, closed)

Simple answer
You should have done the rape.

They will learn eventually.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:06, closed)

It's a bizarre double standard...
Everyone's for equality, but the moment you actually treat all people equally, you're a sexist pig.
EG: I made the fail archive for an anecdote about allowing a drunk idiot at a gig who had been repeatedly hitting me to get her comeuppance.
I didn't touch this giant fool at all, merely stepped aside as she tried to run into me and yet it gets logged as "beating up teenage girls".
I think the answer is to hang out with women who will throw the drink back for you...
( difficultchild, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:20, closed)

I've thrown a drink over a girl before. She'd punched me in the face, you see.

Looking back on it now, it sounds like some bizarre mockery of domestic violence, but don't worry, I assure you it was just pikey cider to blame.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 19:39, closed)