Single men
Lucky bastards.

It's only when you're in a relationship you discover what true monotonous tedium really is.

Waiting...

...outside yet another public toilet as she goes for her twentieth piss of the afternoon.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:02, 16 replies)

Is she pregnant?

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:03, closed)

No
But she does piss like a horse.

And - in my experience - most girls seem to have the bladder capacity of a fucking mosquito.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:05, closed)

^ agrees.
I only have to look at a glass of water and I need to pee.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:06, closed)

Piss like a horse
In a field? Isn't that inconvenient given where you live?

Or on your chest because you like to combine beastiality with water-sports
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:40, closed)

yeah right
THAT'S what you're doing outside that public convenience :)
(jennymnemonic, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:06, closed)

Gotta admit it standing round for her indoors to finish doing stuff does have its advantages
For example: There's a cloths shop up in Muswell Hill. When she's in there trying shit on its great to stand round with the proverbial 'im not a perv, im wating for my girlfriend card', and look through the slits in the curtains to check out the firm bodied young things stripped down to their bra and pants.

Once or twice you get a bit of nipple action too.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:08, closed)

POIDH

(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:13, closed)

"....the forum told me to take them officer..."
:D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:18, closed)

Adds to the fun...

(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:20, closed)

^ This
The only good reason to accompany the other half on shopping trips :)
( snee held his breath since, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:13, closed)

Make a game of it
The next time she goes into a public toilet play pocket billiards, and see if you can get a "full ball clearance" before she comes out.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:13, closed)

truism
No matter how short the journey, you can guarantee that upon arrival at [whatever] destination, the wife's first comment will be 'i need the loo'.

Don't get me wrong, she isn't expecting me to assist her with this problem, except for standing aimlessly outside chosen pisser like a friendless sponge.
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:16, closed)

slightly worse
no matter the journey, as soon as we leave the house, get in the car and set off the mrs' comment will be "I need the loo"

ffs, we only just left!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:22, closed)

now the reverse of this for us males
eg I was getting ready to go to work this morning and chose to buy a return ticket on the porcelean bus first before jumping in the car.

Bowelly prepared am I.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:25, closed)

I go last thing at night
and have done for years. In fact so much so that when I start getting undressed for bed, the need to go drop off my shopping comes on. I call it "Pavlov's Log"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:44, closed)

I like what you've done there...
Not 'THERE' obviously...
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:52, closed)