My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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hmmFrenum ladder and dydoes sound like proper scientific terms, "yeah, I'm getting my large hadron collider sorted next week, photons are going to be all over the place."
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:29, 2 replies)
I would thinkyou'd jingle when you walk....
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:50, closed)
Aaaaaaand....... a dydoe is Dydoe is this. I've got two... I might get a third put in with a larger guage so I can have a vibrating tongue bar in...
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Ouch.For someone who's adverse to the idea of getting his ears pierced, just looking at those images starts stirring ghostly pangs of pain in places.
*winces and clutches self*
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WellJust to make it worse.... all the piercings I've mentioned above, they've all gone wrong for one reason or another. I've had each one of them done three times now, and it's mroe painful each time as it's going through scar tissue. Just a happy thought :-)
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Apologies for personal nosiness..Do you have one of those abrabadabras, too? (Can't remember the name)
And are you intact?--does it feel weird having knoblies under your foreskin?
may ignore if question too embarrassing
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