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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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zero points for conception/misconception jokes

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if you live in London, would you like to go for a drink with this girl?

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=52598
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:32, 6 replies)
@ Stu Moo
DO IT!!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:43, closed)
Bloody hell Stu Moo!!
SAY YES, SAY YES!!!

I would if A) I lived in London and B) I was single.

She is a pretty little thing. B3TA - bringing the love to the masses
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:43, closed)
^^
Bringing love and the concept of SURPRISE sex.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:59, closed)
Jeeeeez
Do it! If you don't I will!! (wink)

*pop* - b3ta cherry finally popped
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:08, closed)
indeed. do it. and if you don't live in london, move there!
if i were a bloke, i would take her up on this :)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:50, closed)
where is he?
I'm say here wasting my lunch hour waiting for his response
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:54, closed)
hopefully he's busy gazzing her
:D

that's not a euphemism.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:00, closed)
But it
is now.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:03, closed)
It
should be though.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:03, closed)
You have to agree to this
then we can all buy new hats.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:59, closed)
Sorry for replying to my own message but
I thought we should just quickly analyses why he should say yes.

1. She is an attractive female.
2. She is a b3tan, therefore a good sense of humour is almost assured. Sadly some of the responses in the KMWIP debate earlier have shown that it's not a cast iron guarantee.
3. She likes a drink. In a pub. and she likes the quiz machine.
4. She is wearing nice looking boots. Boots are all of the win.
5. She appears to be rubbing one off with her left hand with no regard for the camera pointing at her and the presence of other people in the pub. This bodes well.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:02, closed)
maybe she got shot in the vajoojoo again
and is soothing it.

i read some of her qotw responses. i'm a nosey bint, me.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:04, closed)
Or
she could have recently emulated her mother with the labial alterations.

I'm nosey too.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:17, closed)
I never even noticed
point 5.

Bonus!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:05, closed)
And, if you read on in her best answers...
Her mum's a dominatrix!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:32, closed)
wow.
Good Lord, if he doesn't, I will!

And bang goes the myth that all B3tans are fab only for their acidic wit and not their looks ;) (anyone else remember the b3ta Hot Or Not list from a while back?!)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:02, closed)
Haha, I went shopping and missed this.
Hey, if you're half as good on the itbox as it seems ;-)

Though I actually live in Reading (or will do from Saturday).

20 minutes to Paddington though, so who knows?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:17, closed)
Readingdingding!
I live there. I moved here from Londontown. It is Readingy.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:32, closed)

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