Did we?
In my second year of uni I somehow ended up seeing a girl called Alex, way out of my league, amazing girl, and to this day I regret acting like a drunken twat during our few months together. Anyway, after the standard all day/all night drinking session in the pub, I awoke in the morning, and to my surprise she was with me. I was genuinly happy to see her, and she told me despite the state I was in, i'd behaved all night. I've always suffered memory loss when boozing, so as I remembered nothing of night, this came as a great surprise.
As you do, we started getting down to some good old hangover sex, but for some reason I'll never know, I asked her 'Did we have sex last night then?' Her face dropped, and she replied 'Look on the floor'. I turned over and beside the bed were two used condoms...
Needless to say she was not very impressed, and when she binned me a few weeks later, one of her parting shots was something slong the lines of 'We only ever have sex when you are drunk'.
(Hoaxy The only living boy in new cross, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:25, 1 reply)

If you'd looked a bit further you'd have seen two blokes hiding under the bed.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:34, closed)