Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Possibly an urban legendA friend of a friend of my brother (good start) went to Glastonbury several years ago and sampled more of the festival's culture than just the music. When he went to sleep at night he became paranoid about his stash of cannabis and decided the best place to hide it was up his arse.
His tent-mates were woken up in the middle of the night by his giggling, and repeating to himself "I can't get it back in". They turned on the light to discover their mate had had an anal prolapse (google for it - I dares ya).
PS: Please stop saying "Needless to say".
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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 6 May 2004, 16:53,
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