Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Some dirty bastardin the office here made a terrible mess of one of the bogs. Up the walls it was. Wouldn't have been so bad but some other dirty fucker threw a newspaper in on top of it.
This tabloid trash soaked up the liquid manure a treat and as it dried out the individual sheets spread out like petals. After 2 weeks a large, smelly, brown flower was there where a useful facility once was...
...to this day all you need to do to make any man in the office cringe and shudder is mention "cubicle three".
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helmetcream, Thu 6 May 2004, 18:00,
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