Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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After reading an article in a b3ta newletterthat some guy made his piss purple through eating beetroot, we (mates) bet that we could do it too.
So, 8 jars of cheapo morrisons beetroot and 3 hours later (goes straight through yer!), I laid the slippiest purple torpedo ever.
The one that makes you feel really empty on the inside, so you have to curl up in a ball.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 20:27, Reply)
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