Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Dr pooI was working in a doctor's surgery a few weeks back, summarising patients' records and updating their database for the new contract (the fun things they make medical students do...)
Anyway, went into the only staff toilet amongst a dozen folk to find a HUGE (and I mean Michelle McManus size) torpedo lying in wait. Now, being the sensitive soul I am, I have a thing against pooing on someone elses property. So it was a case of either pooing in the bin or flushing. Well,.... three flushes later it was still there. Finally got rid of it with a flush and a makeshift javelin made from the toiletbrush.. The doctor's must've wondered why I flushed about 5 times in total...
On top of that, it was actually a pretty impresive smell too...
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Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Thu 6 May 2004, 22:49,
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