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This is a question Shoplifting

When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.

My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.

What have you lifted?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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This is a question reply I've stolen
all your hearts.

And I'm not giving them back either.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 16:55, closed)
This is a question reply But I don't have a heart, and never have.
I did steal your anal virginity one night when you were asleep though.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 17:06, )

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