ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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i did this the other daybut it was more drunken opportunism than outright pikeyness, i think. i'd purchased one pint in a bar before a gig, and noticed in my chosen band-watching position a group of about five people had left various beers and ciders and buggered off. so i just topped up my existing pint from theirs whenever it was running low.
then after the band finished someone returned from the bar with a vodka and coke, plonked it down next to me without taking so much as a sip, and fucked off as well. i was quite intoxicated by that point and i wanted to leave, so i smuggled that one out under my jacket and drank it walking across town. i'm dead classy when i'm pissed, me.
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