One real sibling and a load of spares
I used to just have the one big sister, 2 years older than me for about 12 or 13 years, until Pa decided to have a new sprog with his new wife (you'd think I'd know how old my half-sister is. I'm guessing at 8... definately 7 or 8). Then about 3 years ago my dad did finally get married so I got 2 stepbrothers added to the family, one about 9 months older than me, the other just under 2 years younger. So I'm effectively the middle child of this messy affair.

I used to have a love-hate friendship with my sister. We got on pretty well, but at stages my temper got the better of me and I tried to smother her with a pillow, strangle her and push her down some stairs. Nevertheless she still lives, so that's good. Now we're both classed as adults by law, we get on a lot better.

I'm waiting for my little sis to get to the dating age, so when I'm in my 30s, I can be that angry big brother that scares the snotty teens away from her seed. However I reckon the other 2 brothers will do the job, especially as one is 6'6, and managed to get served booze at 16 as the barmaids laughed at the notion of him even 'needing' to carry ID.

The other stepbrother recently spent a night in a cell for innocently trying to use a forged note he got that same night when out on the town. Best line I got from him the following day was 'they confiscated my shoes'

1st proper post of QOTW so apologies for length... hmmm actually by the look of it on the board, it's not that long. Sweet as a nut
(Stu in the hat is frothing at the gash, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:10, Reply)