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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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Picture the scene:It's boxing day, and little jimmy and johnny are comparing their christmas presents.
Jimmy: "so what did you get?"
Johnny: "I got a football, and a rugby ball, and a tennis set, and some dvds, and a Playstation 2, and loads of games, and a game boy, and some books, and a remote control car, and a remote control plane, and a little motorbike, that really goes! And I got LOADS of sweets and chocolate, and i got to go to lapland to meet Santa!"
Jimmy:"wow!"
Johnny:"yeah, I know!, so what did you get?"
Jimmy: "I got a football and a selection box"
Johnny:"That's a bit crap, isnt it?"
Jimmy: "Yeah I suppose, but then I'm not the one who's got terminal luekaemia."
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newg rum n coke, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:47,
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