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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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A biotechnologist created a transgenic apple.He was amazed at the results of his research, he decided to anounce it to the whole world.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I came here to present you a wonder of biological sciences. This is a transgenic apple. It looks like an ordinary apple, but it is not. This is an apple that tastes of cunt."
The congressists and reporters were puzzled. The scientist asked one of them to come to the stage and bite his apple. The reporter bit it, and said:
"Holy fuck, it tastes like shit!"
To what the scientist replied:
"Turn it around, buddy."
(, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:48, closed)
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