World's Sickest JokeWe're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".
So tell us your jokes.
UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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What's green and got 12 tits?A garbage disposal bag in a breast cancer clinic.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A quadraplegic in a house fire.
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
Down Syndrome!!
What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
Christopher Reeves got the electric chair!....and O.J walked!
What’s sicker than sick?
Masturbating with your grandma's ashes under your foreskin.
What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
The first couple of times you cough, it's not your phlegm.
What's better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
Walking.
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
So it doesn't explode when you fuck it
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