World's Sickest JokeWe're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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Oooh! I've got one!When my friend was at University, one of his housemates, who had a scary similarity to Gareth from The Office and was for a very short while in the Territorial Army but was dishonourably discharged a) for being repeatedly wasted and b) for his morbid obsession with how to kill people with a drinking straw - but that's another story - anyway, where was I, oh yes, one of his mates drank the EU lager lake equivalent at the Students Union bar and stormed the talent night with this duet of jocular hilarity;
Q: What's the best thing about having sex with children?
A: Their tiny hands make your cock look big!
Q: What's the worse thing about having sex with children?
A: Getting blood on your clown costume!
At which point he dropped his trousers in front of the stunned crowd before bunny-hopping off stage-right.
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(, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 13:42, closed)
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