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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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The waiterGuy is dining in a fancy restaurant when he drops his spoon. Immediately a waiter appears, swoops the spoon up from the floor and gives the man a clean one.
The diner says, "That's great service, you keep clean silverware in your pocket?"
"Oh yes!" says the waiter. "We pride ourselves on being the cleanest restaurant in town. For instance, did you notice all the waiters have a string coming out the fly of our pants?"
The man looks and sure enough all the waiters have a white string coming from the front of their tousers.
"That's for when we go to the bathroom. We don't even touch ourselves to pee. We just pull the string to get it out."
"Thats fascinating," said the man, "but how do you get it back in?"
The waiter leaned over and whispered in the man's ear, "I don't know about all the other guys... but I use a spoon."
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