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Fact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.

Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion

(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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Grey Squirrels are only fluffy rats
Bastards.

Red squirrels are proper cute though.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 9:12, 1 reply)
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Worse than that, they're fluffly american rats...
(, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:10, closed)
Are they?
As a kid we always had red squirrels in the Adirondacks, and it's only been of recent years that there have been grey ones up there. I had assumed that the red ones were native to the Adirondacks and that some fuckwit had brought in the greys.

I wonder if it was the other way around?
(, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 16:28, closed)
Grey squirrels were introduced to UK in 19thC
And helped to displace proper UK red Squirrels in almost all of England.

I didn't know they were doing the same in the States.

Poetic justice, Red ones are so damned cute, and grey one's would rip your face off.
(, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:33, closed)
Squirrel facts!
there are currently around 3 million grey squirrels in the UK, and about 160 thousand red.

Greys breed faster, strip bark from trees that the reds like/need, and the greys carry squirrel pox, which doesn't affect them, but kills reds.

There you have it squirrel fans.

I even have this information set to a 38 minute prog rock epic by my mate and I, called The Red Squirrel / Grey Squirrel Scenario.
(, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 10:16, closed)

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