Hot rock pain.
I was sitting at my computer the other evening, enjoying a post self-handshake herbal rolly when I noticed a burning sensation in my nether regions, the pain of the burning feeling escalated at an alarming rate and so did my reaction to the situation.

I stood up so quickly I knocked my chair over and scattered the contents of my ashtray over my desk and keyboard. I proceeded to do my best to smother the burning with my hands, a bit too violently for the aforementioned area I might add. Then I panicly "peguined" it over to the sink in an attempt to cool things down, almost but not quite tripping over my trousers that where kindly warming my ankels several times.

I finaly managed to douse all sources of external heat from my body, leaving me with burn hair smell in my nostrils and a small burn down the side of my firemans pole. Of course, the injury being where it is, it's hard to form scabs so this will probably take a bit of time to heal.

My gf found it quite amusing when I explained how I recieved this injury.

Length? 1 cm burn on the side of me old todger.
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 10:28, Reply)