Real-life slapstickFact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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As every man will attestthere's nothing like a blow-job. And I'm sure the vast majority will also agree that they never get enough. For me, I tried to remedy this situation. I thought I'd take every chance I got. One evening, watching TV with Mrs SLVA I noticed that she began to yawn, so not missing the opportunity I had whipped my cock out by the time she had her mouth wide open and was on the final approach.
But then she batted it away and told me to piss off. "Slaps dick" isn't all that funny.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:26,
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For thatI will not respect you in the morning.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:00,
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