Graceless dive
Mid teens, family holiday in Wales, old farmhouse, several bedrooms,
shared bathrooms.
One morning coming out of the bathroom in dressing gown, drying hair
with a towel I 'found' a suitcase on the floor. When I say 'found' I mean
one minute I didn't know it existed and the next it had rugby tackled me
and thrown me several feet across the floor to wind up in a heap.
I look up and see 2 people, a mother very concerned had her young
daughter trying not to laugh. The mother bent down, apologised and
asked if I was ok, I mumbled something back. Then she carefully
rearranged my dressing gown to re-cover my recently showered lower
half which was now on show! She helped me up and we went back to our
rooms. I never found out if the daughter was laughing cos I fell over
or cos she had an eyeful........
(Underpants, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:28, 1 reply)

How "carefully"?
Was it accompanied by a wink? You may have missed a trick there lad.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:14, closed)