Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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First ciggie was shit, never again blah blahNow for a teensy bit more of an interesting, if totally irrelevant, story.
Met a guy during cadets (pip pip, jolly good! what ho! etc) who went to boarding school.
His friend had a habit of getting his words mixed up.
He had just finished a long, arduous piece of English coursework and wanted to announce his fresh joie de vivre.
Bounds does he into the common room, announcing at the top of his voice;
"GUYS, I'VE JUST HAD A MOMENT OF NECROPHILIA!"
Whilst most people were wondering how a "moment" of necrophilia works, one guy asked;
"Did you mean 'euphoria'?"
"Ah. Cockballs. Errr...yes."
The entire room full of teenage lads cracked up, earning him a rather salacious reputation for the rest of his schooling.
Apologies for length, I blame it on the rigor mortis
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:29, 3 replies)
It was "euphoria"You tit.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:17, closed)
I can't tell you how much I enjoyed that storybecause I didn't
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:46, closed)
EditedSo the punchline actually makes sense.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 23:35, closed)
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