When my father was in the army...
...he was once followed by a very persistent tiger in a Malaysian jungle which, by all outward appearances, wished to eat him.

Does that count as being stalked?

If so, you could argue that, as I hadn't been born yet, and was a part of his corpus (quite possibly a sperm swimming around in his gonads), that I had been present (sort of), and would have been subject to said stalking also?



Look, at least I'm not doing a bloody pun.
(Sir Harrington Titsmith disgraced himself on, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 15:57, Reply)