It's funny you should mention the fit totty.
My only brush with the scientology, was in Sydney. I was approached on the street and asked if I wanted to take a personality test. I wasn't up to anything, so thought why not.

I was taken to a room, where a very good looking lady, with a huge chest, very low cut top and flirty as you like manner asked me some questions.

My answers were popped through the computer, and a very official piece of paper with the heading Oxford Personality Test came back. She then started to delve into my personal life and any emotional problems I might have.

I took a close look at the piece of paper, and asked two questions. Why does this say Oxford Personality Test, when the very small copyright in the corner confirms it has nothing to do with Oxford University or indeed Oxford. And what are you trying to sell me.

I was shown the door sharpish.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:35, Reply)