I'm Terribly Drunk..
But...

Just read a really confusing thread that gave advice (but I'd class it as a dare) on what to do if you have a discharge from your knob....

"Wank until the fluid runs clear"

As I have an engineering sort of bent, that sounds like sound advice.

If I ever get an STD, then this is the way forward...

Now I'm thinking of going out and catching something just to see if this works....

Kudos to whatever B3tan thread I stole this from....

Cheers
(Legless Internet Ninja - We Own The Net, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 14:53, closed)

Wank till your fluids run clear?
That might not be a good solution, since, if your cock had swelled up like a Thermos Flask, and was so sore it felt like someone was cleaning out your hogs eye with razor blades, you might not be able to wank your fluids clear even if you felt like it whilst looking at an object which resembled a red torpedo regurgitating chicken soup.
(Lunar Jim, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 14:57, closed)

Hmm...
I too have never been in this situation and nor do I plan to be - however I think it's definitely one for filing away under "can't hurt to try can it?"

Although LJ's response has made me think twice I do have a friend who'd appreciate any swelling along the lines of a "Thermos Flask". I'll have to pass the suggestion on...
( dan j the filthy bastard, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 15:12, closed)

Wish I was drunk at 3pm on a Monday afternoon!!

(KittyOHara pokes badgers with spoons, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 15:14, closed)

I dont think Legless occupies the same time zone as we do.
Hence his inebriation at this hour.
(Lunar Jim, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 15:18, closed)

Err?
I'm now living in Australia where it's the wee small hours. Somewhere between 2 and 4am.

Cheers
(Legless Internet Ninja - We Own The Net, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 15:30, closed)

touche salesman

(KittyOHara pokes badgers with spoons, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 16:17, closed)

Eh?
Like time matters-this is Legless we're talking about. Good grief man, have you never read a QOTW?
(Tip-Top Tomcat but you can call me Tommo, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 17:57, closed)

That b3tan would be me :)
Cheers!

p_b
( piston_broke, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 19:48, closed)