I once dared my mate to eat one of those blue cakes out of a urinal. He won his 50p, and got his stomach pumped into the bargain.
Stupid dares, eh?
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 11:22)
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When I was five years old, my best friend dared me to catch a bee. It was springtime, and there were lots of flowers. Mistaking bees for balls, my friend's slobber-mouthed German Shepherd had been catching bees for weeks. What did the swollen-lipped dog know that we didn't?
My friend demonstrated how to do it by catching a bee, suddenly screaming in agony, and running home with his dog. Curious about his reaction, and all alone now, I caught a bee as well, and ran home in agony too.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 23:22, closed)
It gave me a buzz reading that.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 23:35, closed)
...get out!
*calls taxi for chart cat*
(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 9:20, closed)
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